But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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