i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I cut my penus on the lid.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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