he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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