Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
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You're a waste of cheezeits
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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