i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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