I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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