ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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