I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
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This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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