You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
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dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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