I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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