the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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