im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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