Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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