dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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