Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
lets start a swedish sibling band together
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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