is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
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I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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