how hairy? two words: wookie tits
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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