Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
