Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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