at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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