return my video game
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
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I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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