i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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