Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
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Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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