Three words: puerto rican gang bang
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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