I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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