So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
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Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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