Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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