Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
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Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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