the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
i believe in u and ur pee
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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