READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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