Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
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Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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