I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
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Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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