Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
What a fucking waste of an outfit
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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