let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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