Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Randomize
