I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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