Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
it was like eating out sand paper
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize
