At least make sure they are 18
Why
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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