i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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