brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
accomplished twins. life is a go
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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