Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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