it hurts more in the daytime
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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