I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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