Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
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Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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