Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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