I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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