Im at strip club and am horny
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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