Plan B is the new Plan A
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
My hand turned me down
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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