did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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