In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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