he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
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