Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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