Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Randomize
