Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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