using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
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It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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